…I never used to get the alphabet song stuck in my head.
…My sewing projects used a lot more fabric and a lot less ruffles.
…I thought the difference between a good stroller and a bad one was solely based on appearance.
…I never used to say things like “Did you get all your poops out?”
…I updated my blog more than once per month.
…I never bought whole milk.
…Snaps were not a huge part of my daily routine.
…I took for granted the simple joy of being alone on the toilet.
…I used my vacuum much less frequently.
…Fingernail clipping was not my least favorite chore.
…I ate my own food and not someone else’s leftovers.
…I typed with 2 hands.
…I never had an open-mouthed kiss with a female.
…My stomach didn’t have zebra stripes.
…I never missed activities because 7:00 p.m. was too late.
…I never knew all I was missing.